Saturday, December 15, 2018 Edition: U.S. & World | Regional

Weirdest Coupons around the World

Coupons have been popular for a long time, but the age of the internet craze has made them even more common! These days, you can head to the ‘net to find a coupon for just about anything. Dozens of popular coupon sites carry useful coupons, but if you look closely, you might find some pretty strange discounts mixed in there, as well.

Curious about the weirdest coupons in the world? Whether you want some cheap entertainment or really do need a discount for a strange service, you’re in the right place! I’ve sifted through the everyday laundry detergent coupons, grocery discounts, and auto advertisements to bring you the weird and wild of the coupon world. Want a cheap bail bond? Need an obscure surgery? There’s a coupon for that! Read on to learn about the weirdest coupons around the world.
 

Bail Bonds

Need a ticket out of jail? You can save a whopping five percent on your bail bonds with this Robert J Brown bail bond coupon from Coupon Easy! So if you ever break into a bank in South Carolina, this coupon will ensure that your bail costs won’t break the bank for you. As a plus, this coupon even advertises payment plans… just in case that five percent discount doesn’t quite cut it.
 
Bail Bonds
Prepper Kits

You may laugh at avid preppers now, but they’ll be ones with all the resources if things really do get out of hand on this planet. So be nice to your neighborhood prepper. One way to make sure you’re at the top of their ration list during the apocalypse is to offer a handy prepper kit coupon. You can find several of these at RetailMeNot.
 
Prepper Kits
Toenail Fungus Treatments

Get ready for the beach Down Under. If you toenails are so bad that your socks can’t hide them, you can always get a laser toenail fungus treatment. And if you’re on Groupon, you won’t even have to pay full price! A treatment center in Sydney, Australia offers 70% off toenail treatment with a coupon.
 
Toenail Fungus Treatments
Cremation Urns

If you need a cheap funeral in Minnesota, why not use this RetailMeNot coupon to save on a cremation urn? There are many styles to choose from, including carved ducks, photo cubes, and cats. You can even get a coupon for ash-filled memorial jewelry. Apparently that’s actually a thing.
 
Cremation Urns
Vibrating Weight Loss Thing

China’s most popular coupon site has a great deal on a strange vibrating weight loss tool. It’s made of a band and two bulky monitors with screens and control displays. Turn it on, and it vibrates your fat away! The ad shows a model using it on her waist, rear end, and calf. Does this really work? Who knows. But you could get it for a discount, and that’s always good news! Well, at least you could if you lived in China.
 
Vibrating Weight Loss Thing
Divorce

Divorce can be costly and time-consuming. Who knew you could do it online? And as long as you’re experiencing a major life change, it may as well be cheap. Coupons.com has multiple coupons for My Divorce Papers. Pick the one that suits your needs and save on your split.
 
Divorce
Cuddles

Leave it to Portland. Where else would you be able to find a coupon for cuddling? Cuddle Up to Me is a professional cuddle company that lets you pay them for snuggles. Don’t worry—there’s nothing sexual or shady about this. Just two strangers cuddling. Platonically. Totally normal.
 
Cuddles
Murder

Nope, nobody’s going to get killed with this coupon. Well, hopefully not, anyway! This coupon from Chicago Crime Tours LLC is your ticket to a reduced-priced day of learning about crime and mayhem in Chicago’s seediest districts. Even though this is a weird coupon, it’s also pretty cool. If you’re going to use any of the coupons on this list, this is the one to go for! You’ll get a discounted history tour and fun experience while you’re on vacation… even if it is all about murder.
 
Murder
Ghost Hunting

If you’re being haunted and you’re on a budget, never fear! You can get a great deal on ghost hunting tools at Good Search! With discounts on special glasses, how-to books, and total kits, these Ghoststop coupons will be sure to help you save while you hunt down the spirits in your house. Now, I just have one questions—are the coupons real, or are they invisible and intangible, too?
 
Ghost Hunting
Eyelid Surgery

Cosmetic surgery is getting more and more detailed. Just in case you aren’t satisfied with your eyelids, you have many options for dealing with annoying eyelid appearance problems. If you’re on Groupon, you can choose from a wide variety of coupons to help you pay for this expensive procedure. Not sure if I’d go the discount route for eyelid surgery. Just sayin’.
 
Eyelid Surgery
Chimney Climbing

Maybe chimney climbing is a real sport in India? I’m not sure, but you can get a coupon to do it! The Indian coupon site Nearbuy offers discounts on Chimney climbing in New Delhi. I guess this could come in handy if you’re a parkour addict or training to be a chimney sweep.
 
Chimney Climbing
Hypnosis

If you want to willingly subject your mind to the control of another person, hypnosis is always a great option. A coupon in South Africa offers 50% off hypnosis sessions, so you can even get a great deal! This particular coupon is for a smoking-cessation hypnotherapy session. Whatever works…. You do you!
 
Hypnosis
Coupons aren’t just for saving on gas and groceries! If you want to buy to try something really weird, there’s probably a coupon for it. Have you seen a really strange coupon lately? Let us know about it in the comments!
 

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